Thursday, February 9, 2012

Marian The Disrupter!

I, Marian, aka the alien called Bibble, have made it my personal mission to pester the Nagi cat!  I am a 7 month old tabby cat, I must by definition of my breed and gender be both adorable to my humans and antagonistic to my fellow felines (especially other females) at all times!

My favorite activity is to wait until I see Nagi anywhere other then on her favorite perch on top of the big thing behind the bed where my humans sleep, way above my head, and to jump at her.  I never actually attack her, but I've terrorized her so much with this behavior that now all I have to do is enter the room and she growls at me.  My humans do not approve, I get yelled at and squirted with the water bottle quite often, but it's so much fun!

My brother Oskars is the closest to my age and is the only one that will really play with me, but he's a boy, I don't want to play with him, I want to play with the girls!  Mom, we need more sisters for me to play with!  Why are there 4 boys, but only 3 girls?  Mom says I did have 3 more sisters, but they died last year from a sickness before I came to live here.  That sucks, I would love more sisters to play with.

Now, in the dark hours of the day, is the perfect time to go pounce on another cat and wake my humans up HOURS before the small box starts making the beeping noise to wake them from their sleeps.  I love being an energetic young kitten!  <3

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Day In The Life of Nagisa

Today's antics will be told by me, Nagisa, the most beautiful of tortoiseshell calico's to grace this world.  I am by far the best, tho I digress from my story.


Today is a lazy day.  Our male human has left to what the female human refers to as "work".  Our female human has spent the majority of the day in the bed with several of us, watching the box of many colors and sounds and occasionally yelling at it.  I believe it is what they both call "the hockey" tho I don't understand it at all.  It is just nice to have her around, we see her so rarely other then the dark time of every day when she is sleeping.

The annoyance, also named Marian, is in heat.  This is frustrating as she is sticking her rear in everyone's faces and making the most undignified noises.  I'm quite fed up with her and am staying as far away from her as I can.  When she approached me earlier today I let her know my displeasure in no uncertain terms with a quick swat and angry hiss.  She has left me alone since.

My litter-mate's, Noah and Tomoya, have also spent the bulk of today running around the home and being annoying with their underfoot behavior and unruliness.  So undignified!  I can't believe we came from the same mother, I just can't!

My brother Zed has spent the day quietly, mostly sleeping.  He is never really in the way, and hardly bothers anyone at all.  I think I enjoy his company the most, as he is never aggressive or annoying.  I often wish we were litter-mates instead.

My other brother Oskars and my sister Gabby I have not seen in quite a while.  Not since the meal earlier today.  I'm glad of this, as both Gabby and Oskars push my buttons in ways I can't find the words for.  I don't like them near me and just want to be left in peace!  Why won't they stop bothering me?  I don't understand their behavior at all.

The human female is filling our dishes, it is now time for me to go and get some delicious food.  Maybe I will reward her for her services with a purr.  She has been quite attentive to my needs today.  Once the rest of these creatures realize that I am the Queen of this domicile, things will go much smoother I am sure.  They must just learn to understand how things stand here.